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  • what she says:

    I'm fine

  • what she's thinking:

    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago, he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow. Most people looked at him with terror and with fear, but to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear. He could preach the bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire. But he also was the kind of teacher, women would desire. RA RA RASPUTIN, lover of the Russian queen, there was a cat that really was gone, RA RA RASPUTIN, Russia's greatest love machine, It was a shame how he carried on.

  • Voldemort:

    Tell me everything you know about Harr-

  • Lucius:

    My Lord, no-

  • Voldemort:

    "No"? You dare say no to me, Malfoy?

  • Lucius:

    Of course not, my Lord, just don't say his name, I beg you-

  • Voldemort:

    Harry Potter?

  • *crashing and banging upstairs*

  • Draco, tumbling down the stairs looking noticeably dishevelled:

    DID SOMEONE SAY HARRY POTTER??!!?!

  • Lucius:

    Please kill me, my Lord

  • Voldemort:

    Lucius what the fuck

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